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Amish plan to breed us out
In a move that must make abstinence-only education proponents proud, the Amish have boosted their human production by 130 percent over the past 16 years. With their new numbers, they are now colonizing...
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Approaching our 7 billionth customer
This may be news to some of you readers, but there are a lot of people getting it on in the world. Some of them, somewhere, are most likely doing it right now (and probably with your mom). As a result...
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There can be only one 7-billionth child
According the doctors from the Philippines’ Department of Health and Manila’s Jose Fabella Memorial Hospital, newborn Danica May Camacho is the 7-billionth existing human being on Earth. But, not so...
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Take it from Snee: You’re one in seven billion
The U.N. estimated that as of Monday, October 31, the world population reached seven billion people. Throughout the world, scores of children have been crowned the seventh-billionth, which will only...
View ArticleJapan wants to hasten the robot uprising
Japan’s population is shrinking. It’s one of the few countries that can say this. While they are doing their part to avoid overpopulating the world, it’s also a bad thing, because someone needs to take...
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